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Blog about how awful Shelby is on a daily basis.
or you could blog about how Jarred is the meanest person on the planet. but yes. you have failed me leffel. ):
You could blog about how Shelby has nothing better to do than stalk your blog for changes, clean/complain about your desk, and wish that she lived in pre-1860's Southern United States.
Or you could blog about Jarred obsessive need to lock me in the TP lounge. Or that he makes you write mean notes about me from the nurse.
Or,you could remember that Jarred's taking you to the Top-10 luncheon, while Shelbi just forgets to bring you plastic silverware. ALSO: Shelby, why the hell are you checking this blog at 4:58 AM? Child, you got some problems or sometin'.
Or, Jarred could remember how to spell my name, because it is NOT spelled with an i. Or ever call me Child again. And I woke up at four, then watched paid programming, then had nothing else to do.
Child. I spell SHELBY with and "I" when I am disappointed in you. I also use your middle name to scold you. Do not talk back, ShelbI Mortimer.
Or, obviously, jarred was so mean and rude that the comments he posted, were deleted.
So, while Shelby is busy trying to come up with a response to our Facebook war, i'll insult her on here! SHEBLY IS GROSS!!! :D :D :D
that's the best you could come up with?i hate you. i've always hated you. Also, FieFie told me today that you were not a nice person. so THERE.